*jamie benn gets slashed in crotch*
stars announcer: “jordie isn’t going to recognize his brothers voice after that one”
NHL Coach Awards
- Joel Quenneville: best gesture to a referee or opposing team [13-14 post season verse the blues]
- John Tortorella: best attempt to fight entire opposing team [13-14 season when the canucks played the flames]
- Bruce Boudreau: best intermission speech [10-11 season when he used fuck like 25 times in a speech during 24/7]
Henrik Zetterberg wants to take Jonathan Toews home with him in Game 6, Blackhawks vs. Red Wings, 5/27/13.
This is why it’s so hard to explain hockey to outsiders.
“I can show you the woooorld~”
“-shining shiiimmering spleeendid~”
This series was great, we got under Toews skin playing the classic mind games
And still lost.
"Do you wanna build a snowman🎵?"
"Fuck off I don’t-"
"Ur gonna build a fucking snowman🎵"