dallasstarsfangirl:

*jamie benn gets slashed in crotch*

stars announcer: “jordie isn’t going to recognize his brothers voice after that one”

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so-hockey-eh:

Datsyuk’s beauty of a goal!

so-hockey-eh:

Datsyuk’s beauty of a goal!

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NHL Coach Awards

  • Joel Quenneville: best gesture to a referee or opposing team [13-14 post season verse the blues]
  • John Tortorella: best attempt to fight entire opposing team [13-14 season when the canucks played the flames]
  • Bruce Boudreau: best intermission speech [10-11 season when he used fuck like 25 times in a speech during 24/7]

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colberts-report:

glassbanger21:

wingshockey:

lidstrom:

ihateyourfavoriteteam:

darthtulip:

Henrik Zetterberg wants to take Jonathan Toews home with him in Game 6, Blackhawks vs. Red Wings, 5/27/13.

This is why it’s so hard to explain hockey to outsiders.

“I can show you the woooorld~”
“no”
“-shining shiiimmering spleeendid~”
“no”

This series was great, we got under Toews skin playing the classic mind games

And still lost.

"Do you wanna build a snowman🎵?"
"Fuck off I don’t-"
"Ur gonna build a fucking snowman🎵"

colberts-report:

glassbanger21:

wingshockey:

lidstrom:

ihateyourfavoriteteam:

darthtulip:

Henrik Zetterberg wants to take Jonathan Toews home with him in Game 6, Blackhawks vs. Red Wings, 5/27/13.

This is why it’s so hard to explain hockey to outsiders.

“I can show you the woooorld~”

“no”

“-shining shiiimmering spleeendid~”

“no”

This series was great, we got under Toews skin playing the classic mind games

And still lost.

"Do you wanna build a snowman🎵?"

"Fuck off I don’t-"

"Ur gonna build a fucking snowman🎵"

5,317 notes

flavorpill:

Ever wonder what happens when pizzas are set free to roam?

Hilarious Photos of ‘Pizza in the Wild’

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a-flairforthedramatics:

strangelyobsessedwithstuff:

fit-healthy-marion:

fitisfashion:

the truest comic ever

love

yes 
this is perfection

I was not expecting the last one

(Source: symphonyofawesomeness)

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siminiblocker:

My nephew has a cute coat. Also, he, himself, is very cute.
It is my opinion that clothes for small children should be given animal ears and/or faces whenever possible. Or always, really.

siminiblocker:

My nephew has a cute coat. Also, he, himself, is very cute.

It is my opinion that clothes for small children should be given animal ears and/or faces whenever possible. Or always, really.

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